*interrupts your wedding vows*
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
"The scariest drug I ever did… [was] sobriety. I tried that shit, and suddenly I realized that my girlfriend was insane and all my friends were assholes."
- Man on Humans of New York (via usofashley)
(Source: restlessrush, via re-evol-ution)
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious